It is with regret that the fellowship of the wig had to call their very
first WIGM (worrying incident general meeting) after allegations of
fraud and favouritism were made by one Wiggy submitter. The incident is
currently being reviewed and the wigster, who definitely wasn't wearing
a grey cardigan!, will be informed of the outcome. The high wig council
has no intention of making any further press releases over this
incident.

If this was not enough then it has just emerge that a bogus submission
has been sent in to the fellowship of the wig. This bogus entry, which
is yet to be approved, features a plastic doll of the well known
crocodile hunter Steve Irwin. The fellowship of the wig are debating
whether such an entry is valid and whether it fits the World Wide Wig
self humiliation rule. The bottom line is if it's hasn't got a pulse
then can we still post it?