Another one born every minute
	[link] I read this as "we saw plenty of pyramid schemes that did not make the people at the bottom of the pyramid rich, so we started our own and that made us rich instead". Guy By Just zis Guy, you know?  - 09:34 - 1 new of 1 message

	>>>----> Caruthers Carstairs-MacKracken ? Lead guitarist!
	...Fuck off, Cunt! The Bozo Bin is over there -----------------------> By DaveBenj  - 00:10 - 1 new of 1 message

	Poor MindControl Don't Get A Christmas Bonus
	currently 14:32 27/11/2009 Today I have been mostly in the apartment hearing a lot of verbal abuse on the mindcontrol from the Obscene English Pig. When I got back from shopping a few minutes ago both the Pig and some other voice which keeps swearing at me started up, and I asked the other voice if he was keen for his... more » By mi5.vic...@privacy.net  - 27 Nov - 1 new of 1 message

	Drought
	Got back from three weeks at CERN last night, late. Pootled with pooters for a while, then went to bed. This morning I reckoned I'd better do the laundry so I chucked it all in, hit the power button and left for blood tests/doctor's appointment booking/work. Got home tomight and I couldn't open the WM door. Hmm, and it's... more » By Dr Ivan D. Reid  - 27 Nov - 11 new of 11 messages

Divided place

I'm going on a pointless "safety passport" training course at Gainsborough golf club. So I thought I'd look it up on gurgle mopes. I noticed that the road north-east out of Gainsborough was called "Thornock road", whilst Thornock is due east. Odd, thinks I. Then I altered the zoom a bit and noticed that, according to the map, there are two places on... more » By bobharvey  - 27 Nov - 1 new of 1 message

	Any KNode users around?
	I'm currently using KNode as a newsreader, but I'm not good with things like 'scoring' (ie. filtering out the dross.) Is there a way to filter out messages that are crossposted to more than, say, two newsgroups? By SH  - 27 Nov - 11 new of 11 messages

	Anyone have contacts in Barca?
	It's a long and slightly strange story... Ruth went to Barcelona for a weekend with a friend recently, and saw something she was tempted to ohl. At the time, she decided it was too zbarlous, but now she's regretting not getting it. By Znep  - 27 Nov - 2 new of 2 messages

	One born every minute [Link]
	[link] "You can build a free energy Fuelless Engine motor out of parts that most people have just laying around their house, basement or garage. " I am almost tempted to give them the zbarl just to find out what the gag is. But not tempted enough, of course...... more » By bobharvey  - 27 Nov - 7 new of 7 messages

	Absolutely tee'd off
	Absolutely tee'd off is the polite version. Flaming wotsits. An Employment Business[1] I signed up with rang to offer me three days next week to help run a payroll due to sickness. Sage Line 50, which I haven't run in earnest but I do happen to have a copy I "acquired" a while ago that I've been playing with a fair bit as... more » By Pedt  - 27 Nov - 19 new of 19 messages

	The beast goes varoooom!
	Here's a pic of my bruv's Summer foible. 'You're too old for a tricycle spake I and so open to the elements', but woody listen? Assembled in Norfolk from discarded dodgems, but narey a rusty hinge in sight! [link] By Bertie Doe  - 26 Nov - 13 new of 13 messages