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I want a fucking fast bike.

de...@btinternet.com (Nige) — Tue, 12 Dec 2009 21:47:08 UT

For a maximum of £2k,
Gotta be fucking fast & clean & tidy.
I ain't paying £11k for a S1000RR, as nice as it is, for the roads & amount
of time i'll track it, fuck that.
K12 is off, too....

OT: The things you do ....

zymu...@technologist.com (zymurgy) — Tue, 12 Dec 2009 20:43:20 UT

... to save a grand or so.
Swapped out the head gasket on the Freelander last weekend. Not a bad
job considering it was lashing down with rain for 2 days and I spent a
good 8 hours of it under a tarpaulin.
New HG, Head bolts, Cambelt, water pump, Oil Filter, Air filter, PAS
& Alternator belts, Oil and Coolant.

Polszski Entrepreneur

s...@ukrm.net (R C Nesbit) — Tue, 12 Dec 2009 20:27:17 UT

My Polish colleague is a bit miffed.
[link]
redirects to a sex site.
Apparently investigations disclose that in that past few
days someone has registered several thousand Polish Surname
domains and redirected them there, and want 2k Euro to sell
them,
Our resident Leszek appears to be immune.

Fear me..

nos...@bonwick.me.uk (Andy Bonwick) — Tue, 12 Dec 2009 20:24:30 UT

I'm now a fully trained auditor. I've never liked auditors and I
wasn't keen on having to have it as part of my responsibilities but I
actually enjoyed the course.
A lot of it was boring ISO shit that I already dealt with but having
the power to make people run around at my beck and call is fun. The

French Run Update 1

totallydeadmail...@yahoo.co.uk (The Older Gentleman) — Tue, 12 Dec 2009 19:40:56 UT

OK, booking details will be going out in the next couple of days. Cost
for two sharing is the same as last year! A bit more for single room
sociopaths. If you didn't stipulate you wanted a single room on your
email, you ain't getting one, as we're fully booked.
I'll need deposits before Christmas, but wait for the email.

On topic-Inspection Light

sm911s...@hotmailchips.co.uk ('Hog) — Tue, 12 Dec 2009 14:15:33 UT

I was browsing Maplins in Leeds, that's the UK equivalent of Amsterdam
sex shops and second only to Machine Mart, and happened upon this humble
item. A Rolson 72LED inspection lamp.
[link]
also
[link]

Excited? I nearly wet myself!

s...@ukrm.net (R C Nesbit) — Tue, 12 Dec 2009 13:52:59 UT

Look at this...Look at this!
Look at what? you may ask?
The size of the snake's shit!
FFS!

Thundercats

c...@here.there (cat) — Tue, 12 Dec 2009 12:23:51 UT

Here's some manner of autotrader link forced into a tinyurl
[link]
This outfit seem to have a blue 2001 Tcat with reasonable miles on it at
the wrong branch. (it's in swindon, not shoreditch) but they seem
willing to move it around for people to look at.
I intend to nip over to their shoreditch shop today to have a poke

Merry Christmas ukrm sytlee

dave_dot_emer...@lineone.net (Dave Emerson) — Tue, 12 Dec 2009 10:39:23 UT

Well, it is December now...
[link] - NSFW

Paging the layabouts

stevelou...@hotmail.com (Steve) — Tue, 12 Dec 2009 09:04:18 UT

Stock up for Xmas - theres a Eurotunnel offer at the moment with a £15
return fare.
[link]
Steve

That'll Need More Than T-Cut

r.a...@fospammersblueyonder.co.uk (RichardA) — Tue, 12 Dec 2009 08:55:02 UT

[link]
Ironically they were returning from a conference on road safety.

OT: Newsgroup statistics for the last 30 day(s)

my_email_address_is_in_my_...@privacy.net (Cab) — Tue, 12 Dec 2009 02:25:02 UT

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OT: Why the Finns have trouble getting travel insurance.

dave_dot_emer...@lineone.net (Dave Emerson) — Mon, 11 Nov 2009 23:29:00 UT

Do you detect a pattern here?
[link]

Bad Sex - Paging the anti-Pratchett types.

w...@wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk (Wicked Uncle Nigel) — Mon, 11 Nov 2009 23:00:18 UT

So, the Beeb have a series of toe-curling extracts from well-known
authors writing about sex:
Roth...
It was as if she were wearing a mask on her genitals, a weird totem
mask, that made her into what she was not and was not supposed to be
...Paul Theroux...
Her hands were all over me, four hands it seemed, or more than four, and

[FOAK] [IT] Wireless Security Systems ?

d...@des.com (des popping in) — Mon, 11 Nov 2009 17:32:53 UT

I quite fancy setting up a small security system. We're thinking three or
four wireless webcams feeding to a dedicated flatscreen, mounted on the
wall behind my main monitor, here. Ability to split screen into four, to
keep all cameras visible, or if required, concentrate on one. > 640 x 480.
Some software which would be able, for example, to ignore movement most of