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Power Grainger  
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 More options 14 Nov 2003, 17:18
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From: Power Grainger <czgraingerNOS...@hotmail.com>
Date: Fri, 14 Nov 2003 17:15:45 +0000
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Q: What's the best thing about shagging 28year-old girls?

A: There's 20 of them.

Works best if you say it aloud...

They wouldn't let me tell it at work ;o(
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Alan.T.Gower  
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 More options 14 Nov 2003, 17:28
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From: "Alan.T.Gower" <Alan.T.Gowerthis...@ukrm.net>
Date: Fri, 14 Nov 2003 17:35:42 -0000
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"Power Grainger" <czgraingerNOS...@hotmail.com> wrote in message

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> Q: What's the best thing about shagging 28year-old girls?

> A: There's 20 of them.

> Works best if you say it aloud...

> They wouldn't let me tell it at work ;o(

I'm not surprised. Naughty you girl. Go to your room, I'll be in to
punish you later ;o)

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AndrewR  
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 More options 14 Nov 2003, 17:51
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Date: Fri, 14 Nov 2003 17:52:57 -0000
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"Alan.T.Gower" <Alan.T.Gowerthis...@ukrm.net> wrote in message

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<SNIP>

> I'm not surprised. Naughty you girl. Go to your room, I'll be in to
> punish you later ;o)

I'll help.

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Whinging Courier  
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 More options 14 Nov 2003, 17:54
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From: Whinging Courier <markonusenetTAKEITA...@yahoo.co.uk>
Date: Fri, 14 Nov 2003 17:53:28 -0000
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In uk.rec.motorcycles, Power Grainger said:

> Q: What's the best thing about shagging 28year-old girls?

> A: There's 20 of them.

> Works best if you say it aloud...

I've got a similar one but it's a bit more long winded.

John takes the day off work and phones in sick.
"I'm sick" says John, "I won't be coming in today".
"That's three times in the last month!" says his boss. "You were sick
two weeks ago, you were sick last week and now today. Tell me, Just
*how* sick are you today?"
"Well" says John. "I'm in bed with my six year old sister"

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The Older Gentleman  
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From: chateauSPAMKILL.mur...@dsl.pipex.com (The Older Gentleman)
Date: Fri, 14 Nov 2003 18:07:34 +0000
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Oh, all right then.

Why do some men like shagging eight year-olds?

Because your cock looks *massive* in the video.

I'll get my dirty raincoat.

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Whinging Courier  
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 More options 14 Nov 2003, 18:13
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From: Whinging Courier <markonusenetTAKEITA...@yahoo.co.uk>
Date: Fri, 14 Nov 2003 18:12:43 -0000
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In uk.rec.motorcycles, The Older Gentleman said:

Oooooo....

What is the difference between a priest and a zit?

Nothing, they both come on your face by the time you're thirteen.

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Alan.T.Gower  
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 More options 14 Nov 2003, 18:18
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From: "Alan.T.Gower" <Alan.T.Gowerthis...@ukrm.net>
Date: Fri, 14 Nov 2003 18:25:40 -0000
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"AndrewR" <and...@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message

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> "Alan.T.Gower" <Alan.T.Gowerthis...@ukrm.net> wrote in message
> news:bp33ck$1k5jfq$1@ID-173919.news.uni-berlin.de...

> <SNIP>

> > I'm not surprised. Naughty you girl. Go to your room, I'll be in to
> > punish you later ;o)

> I'll help.

Cheers mate, now continue tying yourself up.

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Alan

http://www.ads-training.co.uk
"Kneesliders Sponsored by Cane"
GSX-R1000 , Triumph Thunderbird,  ZXR750L2 Racer(gone),  GHPOTHUF#27
TGF, UKRMFBC#7,  Two#24,  BOTAFOF#11, YTC#9, GYASB#1. SbS#23.
DFWAG#2, DS#2, DIAABTCOD#20. remove "thisbit" in the reply
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Dr Ivan D. Reid  
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 More options 16 Nov 2003, 09:30
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From: "Dr Ivan D. Reid" <Ivan.R...@brunel.ac.uk>
Date: Sun, 16 Nov 2003 09:29:56 +0000 (UTC)
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On Fri, 14 Nov 2003 17:15:45 +0000,
 Power Grainger <czgraingerNOS...@hotmail.com>
 wrote in <u93arvop2minq85bsdl1iuk97mk1v1j...@4ax.com>:

> Q: What's the best thing about shagging 28year-old girls?
> A: There's 20 of them.

        Yeah, mine too.  I'm tempted to send that to him...

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Brunel University.     Ivan.R...@brunel.ac.uk             Room 40-1-B12, CERN
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