Last night when I went outside the pub for a bifter[1]. A miserable looking fucker was standing in the pub doorway and I *do* mean a miserable looking fucker so I, being a perverse cunt, gave him a cheery grin and said "Alright fella"? He replied with... "My best mate just died".
"Not before he got his round in, I hope".
UKRM 1 miserable cunt 0
One of my pals almost snorted his pint over the twat when he heard me and then gave me a strange *very* non UKRM look.
Beav wrote: > Last night when I went outside the pub for a bifter[1]. A miserable > looking fucker was standing in the pub doorway and I *do* mean a > miserable looking fucker so I, being a perverse cunt, gave him a > cheery grin and said "Alright fella"? He replied with... "My best > mate just died". > "Not before he got his round in, I hope".
> UKRM 1 miserable cunt 0
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Beav <beavis.origi...@ntlwoxorld.com> wrote: > Last night when I went outside the pub for a bifter[1]. A miserable looking > fucker was standing in the pub doorway and I *do* mean a miserable looking > fucker so I, being a perverse cunt, gave him a cheery grin and said "Alright > fella"? He replied with... "My best mate just died".
> "Not before he got his round in, I hope".
> UKRM 1 miserable cunt 0
The Force Is Strong With This One.
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Beav wrote: > Last night when I went outside the pub for a bifter[1]. A miserable > looking fucker was standing in the pub doorway and I do mean a > miserable looking fucker so I, being a perverse cunt, gave him a > cheery grin and said "Alright fella"? He replied with... "My best > mate just died".
> "Not before he got his round in, I hope".
One of my mates died on Sunday.
One still needs a sense of humour though. It helps.
>> Last night when I went outside the pub for a bifter[1]. A miserable >> looking >> fucker was standing in the pub doorway and I *do* mean a miserable >> looking >> fucker so I, being a perverse cunt, gave him a cheery grin and said >> "Alright >> fella"? He replied with... "My best mate just died".
>> "Not before he got his round in, I hope".
>> UKRM 1 miserable cunt 0
> The Force Is Strong With This One.
But I feel it's going to result in me getting a severe smacking one day. Some cunts have absolutely *no* sense of humour.
>> Last night when I went outside the pub for a bifter[1]. A miserable >> looking fucker was standing in the pub doorway and I do mean a >> miserable looking fucker so I, being a perverse cunt, gave him a >> cheery grin and said "Alright fella"? He replied with... "My best >> mate just died".
>> "Not before he got his round in, I hope".
> One of my mates died on Sunday.
> One still needs a sense of humour though. It helps.
When you get to my age, one of your mates will be dying EVERY fucking Sunday. Hopefully a different one each Sunday, mind.
>> Last night when I went outside the pub for a bifter[1]. A miserable >> looking fucker was standing in the pub doorway and I do mean a >> miserable looking fucker so I, being a perverse cunt, gave him a >> cheery grin and said "Alright fella"? He replied with... "My best >> mate just died".
>> "Not before he got his round in, I hope".
>> UKRM 1 miserable cunt 0
>> One of my pals almost snorted his pint over the twat when he heard me >> and then gave me a strange very non UKRM look.
TOG@Toil <totallydeadmail...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote: > On 10 Nov, 14:37, "Beav" <beavis.origi...@ntlwoxorld.com> wrote: > > "The Older Gentleman" <totallydeadmail...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in
> > But I feel it's going to result in me getting a severe smacking one day. > > Some cunts have absolutely *no* sense of humour.
> Whoever Petsealed the fuel tank on my TS250 certainly did. The cunt > blocked the hole for the fuel tap....
Bugger. Four and a half hours and he didn't bite.
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>>> Last night when I went outside the pub for a bifter[1]. A miserable >>> looking >>> fucker was standing in the pub doorway and I *do* mean a miserable >>> looking >>> fucker so I, being a perverse cunt, gave him a cheery grin and said >>> "Alright >>> fella"? He replied with... "My best mate just died".
>>> "Not before he got his round in, I hope".
>>> UKRM 1 miserable cunt 0
>> The Force Is Strong With This One.
>But I feel it's going to result in me getting a severe smacking one day. >Some cunts have absolutely *no* sense of humour.
It's like the timeless retort of "that was careless" when someone tells you they've recently lost a relative.
Bad enough when it's done on usenet but when it's done face to face you know another death is imminent.
> But I feel it's going to result in me getting a severe smacking one day. > Some cunts have absolutely *no* sense of humour.
Whoever Petsealed the fuel tank on my TS250 certainly did. The cunt blocked the hole for the fuel tap....
Fuel tap? What fuel tap? I never saw one and thought that maybe the fuel was dragged up through a tube in the filler cap. In fact, I told the boy-chic there wasn't one.
If it does have one, then I have to say "Mea culpa" coz it was me wot did it but I checked for a tap and couldn't see one. My lad's going to fucking piss himself when tell him tomorrow:-)
>>>> Last night when I went outside the pub for a bifter[1]. A miserable >>>> looking >>>> fucker was standing in the pub doorway and I *do* mean a miserable >>>> looking >>>> fucker so I, being a perverse cunt, gave him a cheery grin and said >>>> "Alright >>>> fella"? He replied with... "My best mate just died".
>>>> "Not before he got his round in, I hope".
>>>> UKRM 1 miserable cunt 0
>>> The Force Is Strong With This One.
>>But I feel it's going to result in me getting a severe smacking one day. >>Some cunts have absolutely *no* sense of humour.
> It's like the timeless retort of "that was careless" when someone > tells you they've recently lost a relative.
Yeah:-)
> Bad enough when it's done on usenet but when it's done face to face > you know another death is imminent.
It's not the first time I've done this either, but it's been with people I knew before, so I was pretty safe The time before this it was to a woman who was whinging about losing her Aunt and she was a bit taken aback when I asked if she'd been left anything in the will to soften the blow. She's refused to speak to me since but she's a fat cunt (actually biblically fat) so I don't give a toss.
This time though it as a total stranger and he was plenty big (and pissed) enough to have dropped me if he wanted. Thankfully he was probably a bit *too* pissed to do anything.
No worries. Just testing your sense of humour level <VBEG>
You did a good job :-)
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>>>>> Last night when I went outside the pub for a bifter[1]. A miserable >>>>> looking >>>>> fucker was standing in the pub doorway and I *do* mean a miserable >>>>> looking >>>>> fucker so I, being a perverse cunt, gave him a cheery grin and said >>>>> "Alright >>>>> fella"? He replied with... "My best mate just died".
>>>>> "Not before he got his round in, I hope".
>>>>> UKRM 1 miserable cunt 0
>>>> The Force Is Strong With This One.
>>>But I feel it's going to result in me getting a severe smacking one day. >>>Some cunts have absolutely *no* sense of humour.
>> It's like the timeless retort of "that was careless" when someone >> tells you they've recently lost a relative.
>Yeah:-)
>> Bad enough when it's done on usenet but when it's done face to face >> you know another death is imminent.
>It's not the first time I've done this either, but it's been with people I >knew before, so I was pretty safe The time before this it was to a woman who >was whinging about losing her Aunt and she was a bit taken aback when I >asked if she'd been left anything in the will to soften the blow. She's >refused to speak to me since but she's a fat cunt (actually biblically fat) >so I don't give a toss.
>This time though it as a total stranger and he was plenty big (and pissed) >enough to have dropped me if he wanted. Thankfully he was probably a bit >*too* pissed to do anything.
I've seen it done by one of our techs to a guy I knew really well and who could easily have destroyed said tech. Once the tech had gone he asked me if he'd been correct in what he thought he'd heard and when I told him he was he suggested that we move the tech to another site.
We went one better and sacked the tech first chance we got because he wasn't much good at his job and we didn't want to have to pay him for 6 months when he was off sick after being battered.
On 2009-11-10 22:33:28 +0100, Andy Bonwick <nos...@bonwick.me.uk> said:
>>> It's like the timeless retort of "that was careless" when someone >>> tells you they've recently lost a relative.
>> Yeah:-)
>>> Bad enough when it's done on usenet but when it's done face to face >>> you know another death is imminent. > I've seen it done by one of our techs to a guy I knew really well and > who could easily have destroyed said tech. Once the tech had gone he > asked me if he'd been correct in what he thought he'd heard and when I > told him he was he suggested that we move the tech to another site.
> We went one better and sacked the tech first chance we got because he > wasn't much good at his job and we didn't want to have to pay him for > 6 months when he was off sick after being battered.
I have to say, I'm a little surprised to see you being sensitive to something like this.
<doesnotcomp...@gmail.com> wrote: >On 2009-11-10 22:33:28 +0100, Andy Bonwick <nos...@bonwick.me.uk> said:
>>>> It's like the timeless retort of "that was careless" when someone >>>> tells you they've recently lost a relative.
>>> Yeah:-)
>>>> Bad enough when it's done on usenet but when it's done face to face >>>> you know another death is imminent.
>> I've seen it done by one of our techs to a guy I knew really well and >> who could easily have destroyed said tech. Once the tech had gone he >> asked me if he'd been correct in what he thought he'd heard and when I >> told him he was he suggested that we move the tech to another site.
>> We went one better and sacked the tech first chance we got because he >> wasn't much good at his job and we didn't want to have to pay him for >> 6 months when he was off sick after being battered.
>I have to say, I'm a little surprised to see you being sensitive to >something like this.
Two good reasons:
I got on well with the guy who's dad had died. I didn't like the cunt who said it.
>>>>>> Last night when I went outside the pub for a bifter[1]. A miserable >>>>>> looking >>>>>> fucker was standing in the pub doorway and I *do* mean a miserable >>>>>> looking >>>>>> fucker so I, being a perverse cunt, gave him a cheery grin and said >>>>>> "Alright >>>>>> fella"? He replied with... "My best mate just died".
>>>>>> "Not before he got his round in, I hope".
>>>>>> UKRM 1 miserable cunt 0
>>>>> The Force Is Strong With This One.
>>>>But I feel it's going to result in me getting a severe smacking one day. >>>>Some cunts have absolutely *no* sense of humour.
>>> It's like the timeless retort of "that was careless" when someone >>> tells you they've recently lost a relative.
>>Yeah:-)
>>> Bad enough when it's done on usenet but when it's done face to face >>> you know another death is imminent.
>>It's not the first time I've done this either, but it's been with people I >>knew before, so I was pretty safe The time before this it was to a woman >>who >>was whinging about losing her Aunt and she was a bit taken aback when I >>asked if she'd been left anything in the will to soften the blow. She's >>refused to speak to me since but she's a fat cunt (actually biblically >>fat) >>so I don't give a toss.
>>This time though it as a total stranger and he was plenty big (and pissed) >>enough to have dropped me if he wanted. Thankfully he was probably a bit >>*too* pissed to do anything.
> I've seen it done by one of our techs to a guy I knew really well and > who could easily have destroyed said tech. Once the tech had gone he > asked me if he'd been correct in what he thought he'd heard and when I > told him he was he suggested that we move the tech to another site.
I think that's what happens a lot,. People don't actually believe anyone could make a crass comment about some cunt dying, so it doesn't register at first. They need to get a bike and join UKRM then they'd never doubt anything they heard again.
> We went one better and sacked the tech first chance we got because he > wasn't much good at his job and we didn't want to have to pay him for > 6 months when he was off sick after being battered.
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