Nick Maclaren <n...@cus.cam.ac.uk>

In article <47ef7391$0$770$4c56b...@master.news.zetnet.net>,

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|> > Dogs can do
|> > it, but my understanding is that they typically do only for the third
|> > leg or when starving.
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|> Third leg?

A dog has four thoughts, one for each leg:  food, food, sex and food.

Regards,
Nick Maclaren.