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geoff  
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From: geoff <ra...@kateda.org>
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 2009 20:16:59 +0000
Local: Sat 7 Nov 2009 20:16
Subject: Another MENSA candidate

Email from a fitter

"Can you please explain what is meant by This is a reconditioned part
exchange?"

so I explained ...

answer came back

"I meant the exchange bit, do you have to send the old part back?"

err ...

This person is qualified to undertake gas work for financial gain

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From: "Ash" <B...@bobsworld.co.uk>
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 2009 20:35:12 -0000
Local: Sat 7 Nov 2009 20:35
Subject: Re: Another MENSA candidate

"geoff" <ra...@kateda.org> wrote in message

news:HfkCh8V7Wd9KFwqC@demon.co.uk...

Depends on what the full email message and answer said really.

Was it clear that it was a reconditioned part which was part exchanged? or a
reconditioned part with a part exchange scheme of returning the old part? or
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From: geoff <ra...@kateda.org>
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 2009 20:43:36 +0000
Local: Sat 7 Nov 2009 20:43
Subject: Re: Another MENSA candidate
In message <equdnQJW4qBkRGjXnZ2dnUVZ7sWdn...@eclipse.net.uk>, Ash
<B...@bobsworld.co.uk> writes

See my website -

e.g. the item he quoted

<http://www.cetltd.com/default.asp?part=82&d=Vokera-20/80-Flowmatic-Fan-3
97754-5910/1-5165>

would you say that it is ambiguous ?

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Ash  
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From: "Ash" <B...@bobsworld.co.uk>
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 2009 20:51:40 -0000
Local: Sat 7 Nov 2009 20:51
Subject: Re: Another MENSA candidate

> See my website -

> e.g. the item he quoted

> <http://www.cetltd.com/default.asp?part=82&d=Vokera-20/80-Flowmatic-Fan-3
> 97754-5910/1-5165>

> would you say that it is ambiguous ?

Nup .... very clear in fact  .... 4. This is a reconditioning / repair and
exchange service

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The Wanderer  
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From: The Wanderer <the.wande...@gmx.co.uk>
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 2009 21:27:27 +0000
Local: Sat 7 Nov 2009 21:27
Subject: Re: Another MENSA candidate

On Sat, 7 Nov 2009 20:43:36 +0000, geoff wrote:
> See my website -

> e.g. the item he quoted

> <http://www.cetltd.com/default.asp?part=82&d=Vokera-20/80-Flowmatic-Fan-3
> 97754-5910/1-5165>

> would you say that it is ambiguous ?

Well, I ain't a gas fitter, but I wasn't sure exactly what you meant until
I looked at the T&C.

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I have become more optimistic.
I now believe that things can get worse.


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Grimly Curmudgeon  
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From: Grimly Curmudgeon <grimly4REM...@REMOVEgmail.com>
Date: Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:00:51 +0000
Local: Sat 7 Nov 2009 22:00
Subject: Re: Another MENSA candidate
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember The Wanderer
<the.wande...@gmx.co.uk> saying something like:

>On Sat, 7 Nov 2009 20:43:36 +0000, geoff wrote:

>> See my website -

>> e.g. the item he quoted

>> <http://www.cetltd.com/default.asp?part=82&d=Vokera-20/80-Flowmatic-Fa...>

>> would you say that it is ambiguous ?

>Well, I ain't a gas fitter, but I wasn't sure exactly what you meant until
>I looked at the T&C.

Oh fur fucks sake.
You'd have to have your head up your arse to not know what it meant.

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geoff  
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 More options 7 Nov, 21:56
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From: geoff <ra...@kateda.org>
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 2009 21:56:33 +0000
Local: Sat 7 Nov 2009 21:56
Subject: Re: Another MENSA candidate
In message <1bhkn78kq0ixg$.b727wp827woq$....@40tude.net>, The Wanderer
<the.wande...@gmx.co.uk> writes

So what other meaning can "part exchange" have ?

I obviously need to get to the bottom of this

I can't see where the ambiguity lies

I can see ambiguity in the original direction of travel, but that isn't
what that phrase is meant to cover

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jkn  
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From: jkn <jkn...@nicorp.f9.co.uk>
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 2009 14:25:10 -0800 (PST)
Local: Sat 7 Nov 2009 22:25
Subject: Re: Another MENSA candidate
Something like "This price is on a reconditioned/part exchange basis -
you are obliged to send us the old part back promptly as part of the
deal" would be clearer.

I can imagine reading it and wondering if it meant that you'd
*acquired* the unit on some sort of part exchange basis (which may
well be true), but that this was for information only, and had no
relation to any part of the deal between you and the current buyer.

    J^n


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Andy Burns  
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 More options 7 Nov, 22:40
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From: Andy Burns <usenet.aug2...@adslpipe.co.uk>
Date: Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:40:52 +0000
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Subject: Re: Another MENSA candidate
On 07/11/09 21:56, geoff wrote:

> I can't see where the ambiguity lies

Perhaps he was unclear whether you were merely declaring the part he
would receive had been exchanged from someone else, rather than saying
that he must exchange his faulty part?

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geoff  
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 More options 7 Nov, 23:00
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From: geoff <ra...@kateda.org>
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 2009 23:00:41 +0000
Local: Sat 7 Nov 2009 23:00
Subject: Re: Another MENSA candidate
In message <57SdnUyS4Z7pamjXnZ2dnUVZ7sNi4...@brightview.co.uk>, Andy
Burns <usenet.aug2...@adslpipe.co.uk> writes
>On 07/11/09 21:56, geoff wrote:

>> I can't see where the ambiguity lies

>Perhaps he was unclear whether you were merely declaring the part he
>would receive had been exchanged from someone else, rather than saying
>that he must exchange his faulty part?

So maybe

"This is reconditioned and is part exchange"

I want to keep it simple

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Tim W  
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Date: Sat, 07 Nov 2009 23:21:07 +0000
Local: Sat 7 Nov 2009 23:21
Subject: Re: Another MENSA candidate
Grimly Curmudgeon <grimly4REM...@REMOVEgmail.com>
  wibbled on Saturday 07 November 2009 22:00

> We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
> drugs began to take hold. I remember The Wanderer
> <the.wande...@gmx.co.uk> saying something like:

>>On Sat, 7 Nov 2009 20:43:36 +0000, geoff wrote:

>>> See my website -

>>> e.g. the item he quoted

<http://www.cetltd.com/default.asp?part=82&d=Vokera-20/80-Flowmatic-Fa...>

>>> would you say that it is ambiguous ?

>>Well, I ain't a gas fitter, but I wasn't sure exactly what you meant until
>>I looked at the T&C.

> Oh fur fucks sake.
> You'd have to have your head up your arse to not know what it meant.

Whenever I've bought recon part-ex starter motors and suchlike, even as a
layman, it's been pretty obvious what the score was.

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Mark  
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From: Mark <M...@127.0.0.1>
Date: Sat, 07 Nov 2009 23:40:41 GMT
Local: Sat 7 Nov 2009 23:40
Subject: Re: Another MENSA candidate

well it makes sense to you and to me,
but in this throw-away world we now live in
how many people have ever "part exchanged" anything before. 
 

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Ash  
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From: "Ash" <B...@bobsworld.co.uk>
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 2009 23:49:20 -0000
Local: Sat 7 Nov 2009 23:49
Subject: Re: Another MENSA candidate

> well it makes sense to you and to me,
> but in this throw-away world we now live in
> how many people have ever "part exchanged" anything before.

Your right there ... my son borrowed the Tom-Tom the other week and when he
returned it on Friday it was less the power lead. Upon been asked where the
power lead was he said the wire had come out of the cigarette lighter
connector so he threw the lead away ... when asked why he didn't bring it
back so I could try and fix it he said they're only around a fiver to buy
new so why repair it! Needless to say he isn't offering to pay ... words
fail me.

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Roger  
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From: "Roger" <roger20nos...@ntlworld.com>
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 2009 23:51:48 -0000
Local: Sat 7 Nov 2009 23:51
Subject: Re: Another MENSA candidate [JUNK]

"geoff" <ra...@kateda.org> wrote in message

news:HfkCh8V7Wd9KFwqC@demon.co.uk...

Possibly also your fault for not explaining clearly.  It could be read
as exchanged part reconditioned!  You clearly have limited knowledge
of the way the English language works.
The secret is to phrase something so others can not misunderstand
or misinterpret it - you idiot.  He was checking you were not trying
to deliberately misrepresent the item, condition or terms of sale by
stating, "you misunderstood" if any complaint was made.  So for
someone with an analytical mind - I would trust them.
You just make yourself appear as a right idiot with limited literacy
skills.

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Roger  
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From: "Roger" <roger20nos...@ntlworld.com>
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 2009 23:54:38 -0000
Local: Sat 7 Nov 2009 23:54
Subject: Re: Another MENSA candidate

"geoff" <ra...@kateda.org> wrote in message

news:E$eCJ6bR0e9KFwZ9@demon.co.uk...

Is this some sort of new way to spam a newsgroup with an
advert for a web site!  Perhaps by later stating people have
misunderstood, similar to the way your advert was worded.
Very clever, now stop spamming.

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geoff  
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From: geoff <ra...@kateda.org>
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 2009 00:03:18 +0000
Local: Sun 8 Nov 2009 00:03
Subject: Re: Another MENSA candidate
In message <hd51c6$k1...@news.albasani.net>, Roger
<roger20nos...@ntlworld.com> writes

Err no its not

I always self advertise if I think I am the best solution, but otherwise
I don't even use my company email or advertise in my sig

All regulars here know who I am and know I don't do such things

except you , that is -

I'll just join the long list of contributors who have told you to fuck
off

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From: geoff <ra...@kateda.org>
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 2009 00:04:26 +0000
Local: Sun 8 Nov 2009 00:04
Subject: Re: Another MENSA candidate [JUNK]
In message <hd516q$jq...@news.albasani.net>, Roger
<roger20nos...@ntlworld.com> writes

Oh do fuck off

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From: "The Medway Handyman" <davidl...@nospamblueyonder.co.uk>
Date: Sun, 08 Nov 2009 00:14:05 GMT
Local: Sun 8 Nov 2009 00:14
Subject: Re: Another MENSA candidate

Fuckwit Roger strikes again.  You are one sad bastard.

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From: "The Medway Handyman" <davidl...@nospamblueyonder.co.uk>
Date: Sun, 08 Nov 2009 00:16:24 GMT
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Subject: Re: Another MENSA candidate [JUNK]

Number one candidate for 'Fuckwit of the Year Award'.

Why do you bother you sad git?

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From: "The Medway Handyman" <davidl...@nospamblueyonder.co.uk>
Date: Sun, 08 Nov 2009 00:19:43 GMT
Local: Sun 8 Nov 2009 00:19
Subject: Re: Another MENSA candidate

geoff wrote:
> Email from a fitter

> "Can you please explain what is meant by This is a reconditioned part
> exchange?"

> so I explained ...

> answer came back

> "I meant the exchange bit, do you have to send the old part back?"

Obviously your fault Geoff.  Ex Change could well mean 'without change', so
if the part came to £49:95 you would have to pay £50.  If you were a
complete idiot that is.

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Date: Sun, 8 Nov 2009 01:48:05 -0000
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Subject: Re: Another MENSA candidate

It may simply mean that he always double checks before proceeding, whenever
he comes across something he isn't familiar with.

Not too bad a quality in a gas-fitter I'd say.

michael adams

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Date: Sun, 08 Nov 2009 03:19:55 +0000
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Subject: Re: Another MENSA candidate

The Ts&Cs spell it out ok AFAICS. The slight ambiguity comes from the
fact you are communicating two  things in your short "This is a
reconditioned part exchange" note; firstly the part you are supplying is
recon and not new, and secondly, that the deal is part ex.

Perhaps "Please Note: This is the part exchange price for a
reconditioned part" would spell it out more clearly.

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Date: Sun, 08 Nov 2009 06:59:37 +0000
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Subject: Re: Another MENSA candidate

John Rumm wrote:
> Perhaps "Please Note: This is the part exchange price for a
> reconditioned part" would spell it out more clearly.

I would go for 'The part I am supplying has been reconditioned and the
price is based on you returning the faulty item to me immediately.'

Andy C


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From: The Wanderer <the.wande...@gmx.co.uk>
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 2009 07:38:15 +0000
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Subject: Re: Another MENSA candidate

Bollocks. I had to write out instructions regularly in a very precise
manner. The dictum was always 'Clear, Concise, Accurate' His wording may be
concise, it certainly ain't clear, and I'm doubting whethet it's accurate
as it stands.

Now, unless you've anything useful to say, fuck off.

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From: The Wanderer <the.wande...@gmx.co.uk>
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 2009 09:18:54 +0000
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Subject: Re: Another MENSA candidate

I guess its all a question of semantics.

Whether you intend to or not, you are describing the unit on your web page,
i.e. a unit which had been taken in pex and then recon. As written there is
no apparent requirement to return a faulty unit in exchange.

It was only when I looked at the T&C that what you intended became clear.

It was also quite apparent that the guy hadn't looked at your T&C, although
there's a good link immediately underneath. If he had, he'd wouldn't have
needed to ask the question.

During my working life I had to write instructions that *could not* allow
for ambiguity, doubt or error (switching instructions for working on high
voltage equipment). I was told 'clear, concise, accurate'. Applying that
test to your words, I'd say certainly concise and accurate as a description
of the unit. Did it clearly or accurately convey what you intended to say?
well I'd have to say doubtful at best.

I'd go with John Rumm's suggestion, 'This is the part exchange price for a
reconditioned unit.'

One or two others have come up with comments like 'perfectly obvious what
you meant'. If they are used to a pex system for boiler replacements, then
yes, they would have an innate understanding of how 'the system' works.
Significant, however, that this guy didn't.

As a complete aside, do you get many who buy but don't return the faulty
item in pex?

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The Wanderer

Have I understood what the other guy is saying?
Have I meant what I said? Have I said what I mean?


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