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OT: Study shows Shania Twain hotter than Angelina Jolie; "Duh" replied the males.

tbones...@gmail.com (Deadmoney Walking) — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 05:11:59 UT

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They both confirmed 36 percent as the golden ratio for the length of
the maximally attractive face, and 46 percent as the ideal width ratio
-- where the distance between the eyes is 46 percent of total face
width, measured between the inner edges of the ears.

ot: Congrats Barack and the Dems

ad63...@webnntp.invalid (O-PGManager) — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 01:11:27 UT

You've managed to unite everyone from Bernie Sanders to Irish Mike against
what remains of your health care reform!
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Checkraising Stupid Tourists

paulpopin...@sbcglobal.net (Paul Popinjay) — Fri, 12 Dec 2009 23:01:02 UT

Let's play some fucking cards!
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Bet for Doggie

mkmor...@gmail.com (Slim1Der) — Fri, 12 Dec 2009 20:54:59 UT

Although my boys have failed me this year, I knnow in my heart and DNA
that they will defeat the Packers this weekend, if for anything else,
for pride.
I'll take the Steelers SU. You want action? Bring it on son...

One dollar for $300,000 guaranteed!

raidersgotscrew...@hotmail.com (Raider Fan) — Fri, 12 Dec 2009 19:38:38 UT

Stars is looking to shatter their Guiness record. On 12/27, there's a $1
tourney with $300K guaranteed. Hard to say whether or not the site can
handle it, but I'm signed up for my $1.
"This has got to be some sports-related crap, that's all Raiderfan gives a
fuck about." -- Paul Popinjay 2/27/09
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Aria?

beafor...@msn.com (Mistress of Tilt) — Fri, 12 Dec 2009 19:14:59 UT

Anyone been?

Not to start an online poker war

arlo_pa...@hotmail.com (Arlo-Payne) — Fri, 12 Dec 2009 19:20:35 UT

There just seems to be way to many one outers and perfect perfect hits
compared to the real world.
Granted in the real world (or at least mine) you dont have people playing
for those hail mary hits.
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Natural gas I dont understand

arlo_pa...@hotmail.com (Arlo-Payne) — Fri, 12 Dec 2009 19:15:23 UT

In the 60s my family had cotton farms.
At that time many farmers had their trucks set up to run on gas and/or
propane.
It was a simple mod with just a few additions to the carb and of course a
propane tank. In fact I think it was dealer installed.
Anyway we have enough natual gas to last almost for ever and there is

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Global Warming a convenient disquise

joeturn2...@yahoo.com (joeturn) — Fri, 12 Dec 2009 18:26:20 UT

H.A.A.R.P.
It's not only greenhouse gas emissions: Washington's new world order
weapons
have the ability to trigger climate change.
By Michel Chossudovsky - Professor of Economics, University of Ottawa
and TFF associate, author of The Globalization of Poverty, second
edition, Common Courage Press
The important debate on global warming under UN auspices provides but

OT I just don't get it

hotda...@charter.net (susan) — Fri, 12 Dec 2009 18:10:55 UT

Are we not in debt up to our cajoons? Will future generations of Americans
be up to debt to their cajoons?
And now we are paying Brazil to not cut down tress to the tune of one
BILLION dollars?
And African prime ministers are demanding our money and getting it?
What am I missing here?
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OT: What a great time to be alive! (Sports post)

raidersgotscrew...@hotmail.com (Raider Fan) — Fri, 12 Dec 2009 17:50:28 UT

We have the best golfer of all time active (once he comes off his break)
as well as the best quarterback of all time (Peyton Manning) and best
baseball player of all time (Albert Pujols).
Too bad we just missed Jordan for the NBA best.
"This has got to be some sports-related crap, that's all Raiderfan gives a

BAHH - Arlo takes a beat

phlas...@msn.com (phlash74) — Fri, 12 Dec 2009 16:29:49 UT

First hand of a $12 180 man SNG on Stars, and I witness RGP's own Arlo
Payne take a brutal runner runner beat:
PokerStars Game #36857841429: Tournament #223063913, $11+$1 USD Hold'em No
Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2009/12/18 8:04:40 PT [2009/12/18 11:04:40 ET]
Table '223063913 10' 9-max Seat #1 is the button

OT : Tiger, Sleaze in Life ... Sleaze in Business

harrybal...@gmail.com (mo_charles) — Fri, 12 Dec 2009 15:59:50 UT

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"
Mr. Woods had cut an unusual deal with American Media Inc., the owner of
both Men's Fitness magazine and the National Enquirer tabloid newspaper.
Mr. Woods agreed to the cover shot and photo spread in Men's Fitness,

OT NFLnetwork Fk 'em

hotda...@charter.net (susan) — Fri, 12 Dec 2009 14:59:14 UT

is there anywhere to watch online Saturday nights Saints/Cowboy game?

OT: To RecGroups Owner Operator or anybody that can suggest something

a1...@webnntp.invalid (Will_gamble) — Fri, 12 Dec 2009 14:04:03 UT

On both of my home P.C.'s using Explorer I suddenly can't load Recgroups
without it giving me that "error has occurred, send message to Microsoft"
dialog box. When I respond it abends and closes.
I tried clearing the cookies and temp files on my desktop but it didn't
help.
I have IE and Firefox on my laptop and IE abends, but Firefox doesn't have

Finally, conclusive proof that online poker is rigged

bo...@shaw1.ca (BillB) — Fri, 12 Dec 2009 12:38:02 UT

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OT: Colts pull starters

a1...@webnntp.invalid (Will_gamble) — Fri, 12 Dec 2009 11:45:40 UT

Just one time in your RGP life, just say you were dead wrong Doggy
JACKSONVILLE — The Indianapolis Colts wasted little time making a bold
statement Thursday night — they have every intention of going for the
second 16-0 regular season in NFL history.
Colts quarterback Peyton Manning, playing the entire way, showed why he is

Bankroll Building through freerolls

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WARNING BAD JOKE

a6f4...@webnntp.invalid (La Cosa Nostradamus) — Fri, 12 Dec 2009 08:51:17 UT

What do you call a woman with 2 black eyes ?
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Weakest/Tightest Player on Stars, or Bot?

lamemailna...@yahoo.com (Follow) — Fri, 12 Dec 2009 07:22:08 UT

This is a whole HU tourney HH. It went long (read title), so it might
take a while to sift through the 91 hands. Really, once you've seen
about 20 of them, you'll get the gist of it, nothing changes the whole
time. I make the same plays, and so does he. It's an eternal Ro Sham
Bo where we keep throwing the same thing. :P

I just lost my chat...again!

bo...@shaw1.ca (BillB) — Fri, 12 Dec 2009 03:57:44 UT

...for being "vulgar". I need RGP's opinion before I take this to the
Pokerstars Supreme Court. Is this vulgar? It was directed at no player
in particular:
"I rank donks just above pedophiles, and below used car salesmen."

OT: Ping James H. (about Fl Turbo)

paulpopin...@sbcglobal.net (Paul Popinjay) — Fri, 12 Dec 2009 03:24:05 UT

Hey James, I don't want it to get out, (yeah right), but Fl Turbo just
confused Obama, with TIGER WOODS! LOL I am rolling on the floor, rolling
like a little dimpled white ball. Please check out the current thread "What
Scares Me The Most", posted by Irish Mike on Dec. 17, 2009. And don't tell

4:47 of musci that will make you cooler

a6f4...@webnntp.invalid (La Cosa Nostradamus) — Fri, 12 Dec 2009 02:29:10 UT

Are you a typical white person ?
Maybe a black republican ?
How about a black or puerto rican born in a Jewish town ?
If you are asian and not in the porn industry it will help.
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HERES A SCOOTER

ad14...@webnntp.invalid (K9way) — Fri, 12 Dec 2009 00:02:31 UT

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Doggie

mkmor...@gmail.com (Slim1Der) — Thu, 12 Dec 2009 22:45:09 UT

What you playin tonight? Over? Under? Jax? Indy?

BENGALS PLAYER DIES IN "DOMESTIC "AUTO ACCIDENT

ad14...@webnntp.invalid (K9way) — Thu, 12 Dec 2009 20:03:30 UT

i wonder if Elin Woods was driving ?
Recession .. when IMike's neighbor loses his trailer
Depression .. when IMike loses his trailer
Recovery .. when IMike accepts public assistance funded by Obama
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OT Homeward bound

alimnas...@yahoo.com (Alim Nassor) — Thu, 12 Dec 2009 19:41:25 UT

Well I'm waiting on a taxi to take me to Bangkok airport. I'm
starting a month long vacation at home. I haven't seen my grandson or
the rest of my family in 5 months. I haven't seen my wife in a
month.
I'm going to relax and enjoy Christmas with my family. Probably won't
be on here much. So MERRY CHRISTMAS to everyone here.

ALL-IN .. TURN EM UP .. COLLUSION RULE ??

ad14...@webnntp.invalid (K9way) — Thu, 12 Dec 2009 19:43:21 UT

For years I have marveled at the lengths taken , by people who dont know
what they are doing , to act like they know why we do things in certain
situations in poker games .
the one that "takes the cake " is the rule that states that when someone
is all-in in a tourny situation , they must turn up their hand .

OT: NCIS

raidersgotscrew...@hotmail.com (Raider Fan) — Thu, 12 Dec 2009 19:11:16 UT

This is a great show! If you haven't been watching it, I suggest renting
the earlier seasons or watching the repeats on cable. Maybe I'm getting
to be a pussy in my old age, but I was balling my eyes out this week in
the last five minutes.
Maybe McGee and Abby will hook up?
"This has got to be some sports-related crap, that's all Raiderfan gives a

ot: Sarah Palin's Greatest Hits

jcpickelsnos...@hotmail.com (da pickle no spam) — Thu, 12 Dec 2009 16:40:44 UT

Someone asked, why are liberals afraid of Sarah Palin. Watch this
video and you will see why and if you're not already scared you will
be.
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ot: Why is a Democratic government better than the GOP?

ad63...@webnntp.invalid (O-PGManager) — Thu, 12 Dec 2009 16:16:42 UT

I'm thinking... what the heck have the Democrats done so far?
Zero change in Iraq. Escalation in Afghanistan. Yes they've increased
some social spending which I generally favor but they did it without any
tax increases so it's all just piled onto the debt. Bill Clinton made
deficit reduction a big goal. I'd be happy with deficit MAINTENANCE, hell

RIP ZA Recht

a7ec...@webnntp.invalid (John_Brian_K) — Thu, 12 Dec 2009 15:33:34 UT

No he was not a poker player, but a damn fine writer and friend.
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You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious,
nor will I consider you necessarily wise because you are grave.
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47.6% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

What scares me the most

ad7c...@webnntp.invalid (Irish Mike) — Thu, 12 Dec 2009 13:53:10 UT

Every American has legitimate reasons to be scared. We are in the middle
of the worst depression in decades. We have multi-trillion dollar
deficits that our grandchildren will still be trying to pay off. We have
the highest unemployment in 26 years. The US dollar is crumbling. We
have a clueless president who is only interested in his own gigantic ego

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MSNBC documentary on poker cheating

a6f4...@webnntp.invalid (La Cosa Nostradamus) — Thu, 12 Dec 2009 08:53:20 UT

It was on twice tonight.
Kahnawake was in on the scam. They wont tell us who was involved scamming
so i guess they are still out there ripping us off. They wont go to jail
and kahnawake wont release the names.
That is another really odd thing.
I cannot see why any poker site would deal with kahnawake but they still

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A poker moron story

paulpopin...@sbcglobal.net (Paul Popinjay) — Thu, 12 Dec 2009 07:02:07 UT

Maybe I told this story before, but it was a long time ago.
I was playing holdem in a bar in Phoenix back in the 80s. There was this
old man, couldn't play a lick, but he never spoke much, friendly, but just
dumb as dirt. Just kind of a glazed look on his face, like no one was
really home. Anyway, it was a pass the deal game. And everybody always

"PLAYERS" .. 'WINNERS" AND "MATH-RAT TVSM's "

ad14...@webnntp.invalid (K9way) — Thu, 12 Dec 2009 07:03:39 UT

Many many times I have railed and fought the TVSM's about their
over-obsession with the 'new-wave ' math they seem so obsessed with . They
seem to be under the impression that they have changed poker and how to
win playing the game .
I have watched as they started doing math to , years ago , to determine if

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WHERE IS CHUCK SCHACHER IN THE GARDENA THREAD

ad14...@webnntp.invalid (K9way) — Thu, 12 Dec 2009 06:15:18 UT

chuck may not have been a Socal rounder , but i am pretty sure he was in
Norcal .
Hope he is OK !!
Recession .. when IMike's neighbor loses his trailer
Depression .. when IMike loses his trailer
Recovery .. when IMike accepts public assistance funded by Obama
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8-16: 1 more bet w/ these Kings or just call down?

a1...@webnntp.invalid (Howard Beale) — Thu, 12 Dec 2009 06:10:12 UT

At Gila River (Metro Phoenix). This game usually plays very large.
Tonight was a bit more normal w/ more reasonable players though that
doesn't say all that much.
The hand: Folded to MP who I notice clearly starts to reach deep but
just calls. Folded to me in the SB and I raise KsKd. BB calls, MP 3!, I

Re: Poker Beta Testers needed

j...@panix.com (JK Scheinberg) — Thu, 12 Dec 2009 03:42:29 UT

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Contact me.
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Now that Xaq's gone, maybe I can discuss my book

tadpe...@comcast.net (Tad Perry) — Wed, 12 Dec 2009 23:32:56 UT

Okay, I'll be very open about my book. First, it's not making me rich, even
though there have been scores of sales.
It's really only ever even been advertised in any way on this forum. I know
that hurts me a bit because there isn't supposed to be advertising and blah
and yak. However, this line is blurry and in terms of "General Interest to

Average White Band - Pick up the pieces

a6f4...@webnntp.invalid (La Cosa Nostradamus) — Wed, 12 Dec 2009 21:20:33 UT

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California Split

joseph0...@yahoo.com (JB) — Wed, 12 Dec 2009 19:09:53 UT

"This is probably Altman's second best film, behind The Long Goodbye. As
such
The most accurate statement I have ever read on this forum. This movie is a
masterpiece, and the scenes filmed in Reno at the old Mapes Hotel are
classic. JB

Irish Mike Speaks on the Steps of the Capitol

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