> It appears the Obama administration has been meeting behind closed doors
> about how the recession has affected so many and how to uplift the spirits
> of the country. They have contacted the networks, all the power brokers,
> actors and actresses in Hollywood and have had discussion about how they
> could improve the morale of the people. The plans were expanded to
> include all the cable and satellite companies and even the movie rental
> outlets. The music people were the only ones who refused to meet and
> discuss concessions in revenue and royalties. It will be announced on
> black Friday that starting Dec 1, all entertainment and media will be free
> for one year. The cable and satellite companies have decided to charge
> only $10 monthly for their entire programming package except “adult”
> entertainment and will have all unencrypted signals. Movie rentals will
> $0.25 and no late fees and like others, adult products will not be
> included. The actors, distributors, and agents for all concerned will
> receive no additional revenue of any kind for any project completed in
> 2008, 2009 and 2010. The federal government will subsidize movie theaters
> and popcorn and coke will be sold at $0.25.
> As an added bonus, actors, actresses, and TV personalities will invite
> guest for a week in their homes. These people will be required to give
> interviews about their stay with each celebrity. Interested parties will
> need to apply and be chosen at their local ACORN office. Air
> transportation will be donated by all major airlines or corporate jets and
> the ground transportation supplied by local limo companies.
> The Obama administration will give thanks to all who are part of this
> far-reaching effort to improve the morale and hopes the new outlook will
> help the United States move forward and out of the recession. He wishes
> to give a special thanks to the group that will implement and oversee this
> dramatic program and promises his full support to the: “Benefactors United
> Living Legends Special Honorary Invitational Theater”. We will probably
> see a lot of this acronym throughout his administration.
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