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Opus  
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 More options 7 Nov, 16:50
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From: Opus <opusthep...@gmail.com>
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 2009 08:50:23 -0800 (PST)
Local: Sat 7 Nov 2009 16:50
Subject: Re: I ride an unholy bike!
On Nov 6, 11:21 pm, Tom Sherman °_°

I have a Fusion and a Stratus, but I don't worship them. Well maybe
after a double metric there's a little praising going on but nothing
more than that. ;)

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Discussion subject changed to "The way to God is through Masturbation!" by His Majesty Comandante Banana King Of The Apes I aka Indiana Banana
His Majesty Comandante Banana King Of The Apes I aka Indiana Banana  
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 More options 7 Nov, 17:28
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From: "\"His Majesty Comandante Banana King Of The Apes I\" aka Indiana Banana" <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com>
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 2009 09:28:51 -0800 (PST)
Local: Sat 7 Nov 2009 17:28
Subject: Re: The way to God is through Masturbation!
I'm not sure if my preaching may actually work, but if does the roads
will be emptier on Sunday mornings (church time)...

"The way to God is through Masturbation!"

I know I'm going to challenge Atheists with it, and even more so
Theists, but the way to see God is through Masturbation... "Oh my
God!!!"

Say you play Himi Hendrix, smoke a joint, and go in the search for
"you know who." Hey God is all a Mental Masturbation, so you may as
well enjoy the ride.

The plus side for Christians is that they don't have to go to church,
hear the preaching, and waste gas.

God, do I hate all that waste of gas!

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"The last Messiah will wear a safari outfit and will go hunting for
the Hungry Lion"

http://webspawner.com/users/bananarevolution


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Discussion subject changed to "I ride an unholy bike!" by Edward Dolan
Edward Dolan  
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 More options 8 Nov, 00:44
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From: "Edward Dolan" <edo...@iw.net>
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 2009 18:44:49 -0600
Local: Sun 8 Nov 2009 00:44
Subject: Re: I ride an unholy bike!

"Opus" <opusthep...@gmail.com> wrote in message

news:aed60431-cbc6-42e6-8972-1b5f9c5a7a91@j4g2000yqe.googlegroups.com...

You and Jeff Grippe of ARBR should get together. I think he is a secular nut
and nitwit just like you! I thought all Unitarians had died and gone to Hell
long ago.

You would have been better off to have stayed a solitary. I spent the best
years of my life roosting on high mountain peaks like an eagle staring off
into the distance and contemplating the eternal verities. Life does not get
any finer than that.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


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Tom Sherman °_°  
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 More options 8 Nov, 14:47
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From: Tom Sherman °_° <twshermanREM...@THISsouthslope.net>
Date: Sun, 08 Nov 2009 08:47:43 -0600
Local: Sun 8 Nov 2009 14:47
Subject: Re: I ride an unholy bike!

You had to have been on ARBR 10 years ago to understand the "Church of
RANS" [1] humor.

[1] "Shut up and buy a Tailwind" - attributed to Bob Cardone.

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Tom Sherman - 42.435731,-83.985007
I am a vehicular cyclist.


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Edward Dolan  
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 More options 9 Nov, 01:59
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From: "Edward Dolan" <edo...@iw.net>
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 2009 19:59:57 -0600
Local: Mon 9 Nov 2009 01:59
Subject: Re: I ride an unholy bike!

"Tom Sherman °_°" <twshermanREM...@THISsouthslope.net> wrote in message
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[...]

> You had to have been on ARBR 10 years ago to understand the "Church of
> RANS" [1] humor.

> [1] "Shut up and buy a Tailwind" - attributed to Bob Cardone.

Anyone but Tom Sherman been on ARBR for 10 years and is still here?

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


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Ron Wallenfang  
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 More options 9 Nov, 05:33
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From: Ron Wallenfang <rwallenf...@wi.rr.com>
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 2009 21:33:21 -0800 (PST)
Local: Mon 9 Nov 2009 05:33
Subject: Re: I ride an unholy bike!
On Nov 6, 12:10 pm, Dan O <danover...@gmail.com> wrote:

> I don't know, but I regularly pass by a big church near my favorite
> coffee shop.  There's a sign at the street that says, "Sanctuary",
> with an arrow pointing up the driveway.  Go up the driveway to see
> what sanctuary looks like, though, and you are greeted with another
> sign that says, "No Bicycle Riding"

Anecdotes don't prove much but since we're trading them I'll mention
the Catholic priest in East Troy, Wis, who has bicycled every day for
over 7000 days.  I'm also struck by how little hostility I've
encountered from motorists in almost 300,000 miles of bicycle riding
since 1993, covering  the 48 contiguous US states and the 10 provinces
of Canada, and by how little regard many of my fellow bicyclists show
for traffic laws.

The theme that started this thread is:

Bicyclist  =  atheist  =  good guy

Motorist  =  Christian  =  bad guy

Most bicyclists I think are also motorists which itself renders the
theme impossible.  For the rest, all you have is the projection of his
attitudes onto bicyclsts and motorists as a whole.


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Chalo  
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 More options 9 Nov, 06:45
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From: Chalo <chalo.col...@gmail.com>
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 2009 22:45:13 -0800 (PST)
Local: Mon 9 Nov 2009 06:45
Subject: Re: I ride an unholy bike!

Ron Wallenfang wrote:

> I'm also struck by [...] how little regard many of my fellow bicyclists show
> for traffic laws.

Traffic laws were established to solve problems that were not at that
time, nor are now, attributable to bicyclists.  Cyclists who disregard
laws written expressly to mitigate the social disaster caused by cars
are about as big a problem as jaywalkers.

Simple courtesy and common sense are more than adequate to manage
cycle traffic, just like they are for foot traffic.

Chalo


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Stephen Harding  
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 More options 9 Nov, 13:08
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From: Stephen Harding <smhard...@verizon.net>
Date: Mon, 09 Nov 2009 08:08:19 -0500
Local: Mon 9 Nov 2009 13:08
Subject: Re: I ride an unholy bike!

Chalo wrote:
> Ron Wallenfang wrote:

>>I'm also struck by [...] how little regard many of my fellow bicyclists show
>>for traffic laws.

> Traffic laws were established to solve problems that were not at that
> time, nor are now, attributable to bicyclists.  Cyclists who disregard
> laws written expressly to mitigate the social disaster caused by cars
> are about as big a problem as jaywalkers.

> Simple courtesy and common sense are more than adequate to manage
> cycle traffic, just like they are for foot traffic.

Simple courtesy and common sense go a long way towards solving
or mitigating many problems.

Unfortunately, these qualities too often get tossed when in one's
car, riding a bike, or a host of other activities.  No one is
immune, thus rules of conduct are devised.

A bike is a "road vehicle" by law.  A bike running a red light is
just as disruptive towards others as a car or truck.  The effects
of collision is merely different.

SMH


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Chalo  
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 More options 9 Nov, 16:53
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From: Chalo <chalo.col...@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 2009 08:53:24 -0800 (PST)
Local: Mon 9 Nov 2009 16:53
Subject: Re: I ride an unholy bike!

The effects of strip mining are different than the effects of
household landscaping, too.  That's why different rules apply.

The fact that almost the same set of rules applies to motoring and
cycling is a matter of institutional harassment rather than public
safety or proportionality, which is why most people (cops included)
pretty much ignore procedural violations by cyclists.  They ignore
people on foot who walk against the light on empty streets too.

Chalo


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Discussion subject changed to "most drivers are Christian and most cyclists are atheist" by Jay
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 More options 9 Nov, 20:43
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From: Jay <drew...@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 2009 12:43:49 -0800 (PST)
Local: Mon 9 Nov 2009 20:43
Subject: Re: most drivers are Christian and most cyclists are atheist
On Oct 27, 7:32 am, KingOfTheApes <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> I hate to make sweeping statements but I bet that most drivers are
> Christian and most cyclists are atheist.

> Maybe it has to do with the fact that pollution is not really
> important because Jesus will come from the sky and will bring a
> solution, or just that they don't think too much. Whatever the reason,
> let's discuss...

> --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -----
> How to tell if people descend from the monkey: Give them a banana!
> Then watch if they grab it like a monkey.

>  http://webspawner.com/users/bananarevolution

I found it to be a good laugh.

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Discussion subject changed to "most drivers are Christian, most cyclists are atheist and..." by datakoll
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 More options 10 Nov, 16:24
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From: datakoll <datak...@yahoo.com>
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 2009 08:24:26 -0800 (PST)
Local: Tues 10 Nov 2009 16:24
Subject: most drivers are Christian, most cyclists are atheist and...
Wuz out kayaking on the "Colorado" above Imperial Dam above Yuma.
Experience here is maybe 1 out of 10000 auto driver's are dangerously
aggressive whereas 1 in 10 "boaters" are likely to try something
stupid visavee your kayaking.

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