FriendlyWeborhoodGeek wrote
> Do you struggle with your computer?
Nope. It it gets too uppity, I beat it to death with the largest waddy I can find.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waddy
> Need help getting to know a program, but don't want
> to spend hours and thousands of dollars for a class?
Nope, I can always work it out fine.
> Don't you wish there was a way to get your questions answered
> about Windows and the Applications you use in Windows?
Nope, I worked out how to use google quite some time ago now.
> Well now there is!
There always was!!!
> My service will get you the answers you seek!
No it wont because I wont be stupid enough to use it.
You cant even manage to work out how to post to usenet without double spacing.
> If you just want to know how to put a wmv on a site
> with Dreamweaver, I have a video tutorial for that!
Dont need tutorials.
> If you need to setup an email account or Signature
> in Outlook, I have video tutorials for those too!
Dont need tutorials for either!!!
> My database is full of the answers you've been looking for.
Like hell it is.
Didnt happen.
> End the aggravation of fumbling around in Excel!
Never fumble around in Excel.
> Get Outlook to do what you need it to do!
Did that before you were even born thanks child.
> I have video tutorials for more programs than you can shake a floppy disk at!
I'm not actually stupid enough to shake floppy disks at anything, child.
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