Mike Boyes <boredm...@hotmail.com>

Haha the chances of RTHaworth doing any more physical labour than
absolutely necessary... are... well somewhat similar to the chances of
Dubya the halfwit signing up to the Kyoto agreement, closing and
apologising for Guantanamo, and passing legislation banning cars with
engines larger than 3L in the US.

Also, Richard WISHES he was still a student, but graduated 2 years ago.
A classic example of the tragic breakdown of communication in the
community following the loss of our village pub :)