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the-daring-du...@peckerhead.net (The Daring Dufas) — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 14:04:31 UT

"Goatse Upholstery" Hell, it rhymes. FLNF
TDD

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theperfectre...@yahoo.com (PerfectReign) — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 13:23:13 UT

Goatse.

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the-daring-du...@peckerhead.net (The Daring Dufas) — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 13:20:00 UT

What does a hoity-toity buzzard have? Why he has
bling bling.
"Golden Talon Upholstery"
TDD

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o...@net.com (ZÿRiX) — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 11:11:04 UT

You could take the name of my moms old shop...
"Atlantis Custom Upholstery"
With this name we did stuff for Dick VanDyke, Barry Goldwater, Alice Cooper
Etc,...
After her car accident she closed it and reopened it as "Atlantis Head Shop"
We then had a much different client base from then on.... LOL

Re: AHM 2008 Awards

o...@net.com (ZÿRiX) — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 10:59:30 UT

What about dinner?????

Re: ignore me, thanks

o...@net.com (ZÿRiX) — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 10:56:45 UT

It accidently put an "n" in there it is supposed to read "faghorn"

Re: Usenet lamers go home!

o...@net.com (ZÿRiX) — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 10:53:15 UT

Ah SHUT the FUCK UP!!!! Faghorn ya little BiTch....

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buzz...@vp3d.net.invalid (BuZZard) — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 07:57:23 UT

Rev Turd Fredericks Wrote:
Hulk Hogan, Diana Shore, and I worked on the set of "Scissor hands"
however.. I did that and more while working at another high end shop
that is no longer in business.. and want to take that place.
there is no where for the upper end people to go... except decorators.
I am use to dealing with customers myself.. and fuck the decorators ..

Re: Vinny's Crystal???

buzz...@buzzardnest.com (BuZZard) — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 07:41:33 UT

news:9496-4938D434-389@storefull-3151.bay.webtv.net...
No, that was some stuff he got... I named it after his daughter..
it was some STANKY DANKY reallllly nice stuff.. not sure
what it was... but.. it was friggen awsome for sure!!!
I had to name it after her.. Krystal = Crystal lol

Vinny's Crystal???

judithsco...@webtv.net (Judy Scobee) — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 07:11:48 UT

Anyone know IF this is a White Widow x Northern Light strain???? Let me
know + how potent it is. Thanks.
= Judy =

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turdfr...@catholic.org (Rev Turd Fredericks) — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 07:15:45 UT

Celebrity Upholsterers/Upholstery
Diamond Upholsterers/Upholstery
Extra Fucking expensive Upholsterers/Upholstery
God save the queen Upholsterers/Upholstery
God save the king Upholsterers/Upholstery
What is your customer base? Are they old people? Chinamen? etc.
If your clientel was Chinamen, you may consider something like "lucky

Re: AHM 2008 Awards

buzz...@vp3d.net.invalid (BuZZard) — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 07:05:01 UT

The Daring Dufas Wrote:
Congrats.. I for one like reading your post and contributing to A.H.M.
affiliated group.. mine. lol

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buzz...@vp3d.net.invalid (BuZZard) — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 07:01:32 UT

I am looking for a name for my upholstery business
that will immidiatly tell any HIGH END RICH PEOPLE
that I am thEE ONLY upholsterer they would think of
going to. Just from the name alone. My prices will
reflect the type of work they will expect.
I want to make mine.. and am having a contest
for the best name to draw in the HIGH END FAMOUS AND

Re: AHM 2008 Awards

the-daring-du...@peckerhead.net (The Daring Dufas) — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 06:55:10 UT

YIPIEEEEE! I MADE A LIST!! <sniff> <sob> <mascara run>
They like me, they really like me! <cluching AHM award
to breast> <numbly walking offstage hoping not to trip
over high heels>
TDD

AHM 2008 Awards

buzz...@vp3d.net.invalid (BuZZard) — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 05:59:29 UT

Well peeps.. it's that time of year again.. when the yearly awards are
presented. I put alot of thought into these awards, and have found
the following awards favorable to the winners of said awards.
here are.. the 2008 A.H.M. awards!
CONGRATS!
AHM Hacker of the Year: vinny
AHM Trax0r of the Year: ThePsyko (once again!)