>>Derek wrote:
>><snip>

>>>>Not so.  I rebuilt the carburetor on my Honda Civic
>>>>once,

>>>You can't even spell one right, let alone service
>>>one.

>>We spell C-A-R-B-U-R-E-T-O-R,

> And that's the wrong way to spell it.

>>you spell C-A-R-B-U-R-E-T-T-O-R.

> And that's the right way to spell it.

>>Your lot have mastered the art of extra letters in
>>words: color, neighbor, etc.

> Are you sure about that? My 'guess' is that you lazy
> Yanks dropped the vowel instead.

>>You can't pronounce "tomato" properly, putz.

> ~toemartoe~ What's wrong with that?

>><snip>

>>>>Why don't
>>>>you try taking on the American army with a pea-shooter;
>>>>you'd have better success.

>>>Your army are a bunch of wankers.

>>They work for a living

> So do male hairstylists: poofs. And besides, your uniform
> is shite and your drill is sloppy. You have no discipline.

>>you sit at home after waddling down to the chip
>>and betting shops.

> I'm really not that fat, considering my weight,