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Derek  
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 More options 9 Aug 2003, 19:10
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From: "Derek" <derekn...@btopenworld.com>
Date: Sat, 9 Aug 2003 19:10:21 +0100
Local: Sat 9 Aug 2003 19:10
Subject: Attn. Jon. Line 3 too long.
What's with these messages that refuse to forward on to my fucking server?

"Jonathan Ball" <jonb...@whitehouse.not> wrote in message news:k%9Za.4178$M6.301310@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net...
> Derek wrote:
> > "Jonathan Ball" <jonb...@whitehouse.not> wrote in message news:SP9Za.4164$M6.300446@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net...

> >>>"The counting game is doubly stupid to be offered by
> >>>meat eaters:  the moral issue isn't about counting, and
> >>>the meat eater will always lose the game, unless he
> >>>hunts or raises and slaughters his own meat."
> >>>Jonathan Ball  Date: 2003-05-22

> >>The moral issue isn't about counting, asshole.

> > I know that, oh so very well,

> You don't.

You know that I do. Playing the counting game gives
every vegan who knows what they're doing a bit of
a holiday here against you twerps. You'd be better
off using a much different approach against us - you
know, a rights based one. Pity.

> You keep trying to redirect the focus, just as you do
> with the slavery issue.

I sometimes use *your* CD argument to get a bit of
a breather, that's all.

> I set the rules, Derek, not you.

No, you don't, but even though you think you do,
I have a talent for making you regret having made
them. You aren't so smart, Jon, not now I know
you need to rely on outright lying to fend me off.

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 More options 9 Aug 2003, 21:24
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From: Jonathan Ball <jonb...@whitehouse.not>
Date: Sat, 09 Aug 2003 20:21:09 GMT
Local: Sat 9 Aug 2003 21:21
Subject: Re: Attn. Jon. Line 3 too long.

Derek wrote:
> What's with these messages that refuse to forward on to my fucking server?

> "Jonathan Ball" <jonb...@whitehouse.not> wrote in message news:k%9Za.4178$M6.301310@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net...

>>Derek wrote:

>>>"Jonathan Ball" <jonb...@whitehouse.not> wrote in message news:SP9Za.4164$M6.300446@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net...

>>>>>"The counting game is doubly stupid to be offered by
>>>>>meat eaters:  the moral issue isn't about counting, and
>>>>>the meat eater will always lose the game, unless he
>>>>>hunts or raises and slaughters his own meat."
>>>>>Jonathan Ball  Date: 2003-05-22

>>>>The moral issue isn't about counting, asshole.

>>>I know that, oh so very well,

>>You don't.

> You know that I do.

We all know that it isn't really about counting.

>>You keep trying to redirect the focus, just as you do
>>with the slavery issue.

> I sometimes use *your* CD argument to get a bit of
> a breather, that's all.

>>I set the rules, Derek, not you.

> No, you don't,

I set the rules for you, Dreck.

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 More options 9 Aug 2003, 23:56
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From: "Ray" <camcomp...@ntlworld.com>
Date: Sat, 9 Aug 2003 23:50:14 +0100
Local: Sat 9 Aug 2003 23:50
Subject: Re: Attn. Jon. Line 3 too long.

"Jonathan Ball" <jonb...@whitehouse.not> wrote in message

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> Derek wrote:

> > What's with these messages that refuse to forward on to my fucking
server?

> > "Jonathan Ball" <jonb...@whitehouse.not> wrote in message

news:k%9Za.4178$M6.301310@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net...

> >>Derek wrote:

> >>>"Jonathan Ball" <jonb...@whitehouse.not> wrote in message

news:SP9Za.4164$M6.300446@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net...

> >>>>>"The counting game is doubly stupid to be offered by
> >>>>>meat eaters:  the moral issue isn't about counting, and
> >>>>>the meat eater will always lose the game, unless he
> >>>>>hunts or raises and slaughters his own meat."
> >>>>>Jonathan Ball  Date: 2003-05-22

> >>>>The moral issue isn't about counting, asshole.

> >>>I know that, oh so very well,

> >>You don't.

> > You know that I do.

> We all know that it isn't really about counting.

> >>You keep trying to redirect the focus, just as you do
> >>with the slavery issue.

> > I sometimes use *your* CD argument to get a bit of
> > a breather, that's all.

> >>I set the rules, Derek, not you.

> > No, you don't,

> I set the rules for you, Dreck.

The sad fact is Derek - he actually believes this, poor old sod. See what
you have done to him!

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 More options 10 Aug 2003, 09:34
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From: "Derek" <derekn...@btopenworld.com>
Date: Sun, 10 Aug 2003 09:33:16 +0100
Local: Sun 10 Aug 2003 09:33
Subject: Re: Self-crippled Jon.

"Ray" <camcomp...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message news:x_eZa.8844$yl6.981@newsfep4-winn.server.ntli.net...
> "Jonathan Ball" <jonb...@whitehouse.not> wrote in message news:VIcZa.4412$M6.315029@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net...

> > I set the rules for you, Dreck.

> The sad fact is Derek - he actually believes this, poor old sod.

True. Every now and again he has to say it aloud
to convince himself and keep the delusion alive.

> See what you have done to him!

I agree, but most of it is his own doing; self inflicted.
He crippled himself by taking on too much of a load
history fooled him into believing he could easily cope
with.

Anyway, tomorrow's the big day, so I'll be off for a
while. See you when I get back.


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 More options 10 Aug 2003, 11:17
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From: "Ray" <camcomp...@ntlworld.com>
Date: Sun, 10 Aug 2003 11:11:19 +0100
Local: Sun 10 Aug 2003 11:11
Subject: Re: Self-crippled Jon.

"Derek" <derekn...@btopenworld.com> wrote in message

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> "Ray" <camcomp...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message

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> > "Jonathan Ball" <jonb...@whitehouse.not> wrote in message

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> > > I set the rules for you, Dreck.

> > The sad fact is Derek - he actually believes this, poor old sod.

> True. Every now and again he has to say it aloud
> to convince himself and keep the delusion alive.

> > See what you have done to him!

> I agree, but most of it is his own doing; self inflicted.
> He crippled himself by taking on too much of a load
> history fooled him into believing he could easily cope
> with.

> Anyway, tomorrow's the big day, so I'll be off for a
> while. See you when I get back.

Hope everything goes ok Derek.

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 More options 10 Aug 2003, 19:28
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From: "Dutch" <n...@email.com>
Date: Sun, 10 Aug 2003 11:26:48 -0700
Local: Sun 10 Aug 2003 19:26
Subject: Re: Self-crippled Jon.

"Ray" <camcomp...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message

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> "Derek" <derekn...@btopenworld.com> wrote in message
> news:bh500d$t8l6c$1@ID-190488.news.uni-berlin.de...

> > "Ray" <camcomp...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
> news:x_eZa.8844$yl6.981@newsfep4-winn.server.ntli.net...
> > > "Jonathan Ball" <jonb...@whitehouse.not> wrote in message
> news:VIcZa.4412$M6.315029@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net...

> > > > I set the rules for you, Dreck.

> > > The sad fact is Derek - he actually believes this, poor old sod.

> > True. Every now and again he has to say it aloud
> > to convince himself and keep the delusion alive.

> > > See what you have done to him!

> > I agree, but most of it is his own doing; self inflicted.
> > He crippled himself by taking on too much of a load
> > history fooled him into believing he could easily cope
> > with.

> > Anyway, tomorrow's the big day, so I'll be off for a
> > while. See you when I get back.

> Hope everything goes ok Derek.

Getting a brain transplant I hope...

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 More options 10 Aug 2003, 19:32
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From: "Ray" <camcomp...@ntlworld.com>
Date: Sun, 10 Aug 2003 19:26:01 +0100
Local: Sun 10 Aug 2003 19:26
Subject: Re: Self-crippled Jon.

"Dutch" <n...@email.com> wrote in message

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> "Ray" <camcomp...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
> news:3ZoZa.9121$yl6.2506@newsfep4-winn.server.ntli.net...

> > "Derek" <derekn...@btopenworld.com> wrote in message
> > news:bh500d$t8l6c$1@ID-190488.news.uni-berlin.de...

> > > "Ray" <camcomp...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
> > news:x_eZa.8844$yl6.981@newsfep4-winn.server.ntli.net...
> > > > "Jonathan Ball" <jonb...@whitehouse.not> wrote in message
> > news:VIcZa.4412$M6.315029@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net...

> > > > > I set the rules for you, Dreck.

> > > > The sad fact is Derek - he actually believes this, poor old sod.

> > > True. Every now and again he has to say it aloud
> > > to convince himself and keep the delusion alive.

> > > > See what you have done to him!

> > > I agree, but most of it is his own doing; self inflicted.
> > > He crippled himself by taking on too much of a load
> > > history fooled him into believing he could easily cope
> > > with.

> > > Anyway, tomorrow's the big day, so I'll be off for a
> > > while. See you when I get back.

> > Hope everything goes ok Derek.

> Getting a brain transplant I hope...

Yeah, could be.
~~jonnie can have his old one:-)


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 More options 12 Aug 2003, 02:03
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From: usual suspect <abovegro...@earth.man>
Date: Tue, 12 Aug 2003 01:03:41 GMT
Local: Tues 12 Aug 2003 02:03
Subject: Re: Self-crippled Jon.

Ray wrote:
>>>Hope everything goes ok Derek.

>>Getting a brain transplant I hope...

> Yeah, could be.
> ~~jonnie can have his old one:-)

The old one's hardly even been used. Then again, it barely seems to
work. Truly a case of lose it or use it.

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 More options 12 Aug 2003, 02:09
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From: Jonathan Ball <jonb...@whitehouse.not>
Date: Tue, 12 Aug 2003 01:06:12 GMT
Local: Tues 12 Aug 2003 02:06
Subject: Re: Self-crippled Jon.

usual suspect wrote:
> Ray wrote:

>>>> Hope everything goes ok Derek.

>>> Getting a brain transplant I hope...

>> Yeah, could be.
>> ~~jonnie can have his old one:-)

> The old one's hardly even been used. Then again, it barely seems to
> work.

It worked well enough for Dreck to think to pick up an
engine block without a hoist.

> Truly a case of lose it or use it.

Truly a case of a pinto bean masquerading as a brain.

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 More options 12 Aug 2003, 07:01
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From: "Derek" <derekn...@btopenworld.com>
Date: Tue, 12 Aug 2003 07:01:28 +0100
Local: Tues 12 Aug 2003 07:01
Subject: Re: Self-crippled Jon.

"Jonathan Ball" <jonb...@whitehouse.not> wrote in message news:84XZa.7707$M6.575507@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net...
> usual suspect wrote:
> > Ray wrote:

> >>>> Hope everything goes ok Derek.

> >>> Getting a brain transplant I hope...

> >> Yeah, could be.
> >> ~~jonnie can have his old one:-)

> > The old one's hardly even been used. Then again, it barely seems to
> > work.

> It worked well enough for Dreck to think to pick up an
> engine block without a hoist.

It was a cold day. I wasn't warmed up.

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 More options 12 Aug 2003, 07:23
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From: Jonathan Ball <jonb...@whitehouse.not>
Date: Tue, 12 Aug 2003 06:21:12 GMT
Local: Tues 12 Aug 2003 07:21
Subject: Re: Self-crippled Jon.

Derek wrote:
> "Jonathan Ball" <jonb...@whitehouse.not> wrote in message news:84XZa.7707$M6.575507@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net...

>>usual suspect wrote:

>>>Ray wrote:

>>>>>>Hope everything goes ok Derek.

>>>>>Getting a brain transplant I hope...

>>>>Yeah, could be.
>>>>~~jonnie can have his old one:-)

>>>The old one's hardly even been used. Then again, it barely seems to
>>>work.

>>It worked well enough for Dreck to think to pick up an
>>engine block without a hoist.

> It was a cold day. I wasn't warmed up.

The temperature didn't matter.  You have a pinto bean
for a brain.  You do stupid things.

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 More options 12 Aug 2003, 16:08
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From: usual suspect <abovegro...@earth.man>
Date: Tue, 12 Aug 2003 15:06:00 GMT
Subject: Re: Self-crippled Jon.

Derek wrote:
>>>>>Getting a brain transplant I hope...

>>>>Yeah, could be.
>>>>~~jonnie can have his old one:-)

>>>The old one's hardly even been used. Then again, it barely seems to
>>>work.

>>It worked well enough for Dreck to think to pick up an
>>engine block without a hoist.

> It was a cold day. I wasn't warmed up.

Is that an excuse for your injury or for your absence of thought?

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 More options 12 Aug 2003, 16:37
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From: "Derek" <derekn...@btopenworld.com>
Date: Tue, 12 Aug 2003 16:37:29 +0100
Local: Tues 12 Aug 2003 16:37
Subject: Re: Self-crippled Jon.

"Jonathan Ball" <jonb...@whitehouse.not> wrote in message news:sH%Za.8257$M6.634808@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net...
> Derek wrote:
> > "Jonathan Ball" <jonb...@whitehouse.not> wrote in message news:84XZa.7707$M6.575507@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net...
> >>>The old one's hardly even been used. Then again, it barely seems to
> >>>work.

> >>It worked well enough for Dreck to think to pick up an
> >>engine block without a hoist.

> > It was a cold day. I wasn't warmed up.

> The temperature didn't matter.

And you'd know, right, Jon girlie hands? You
wouldn't be able to change 'suspect's' front wheel,
let alone separate a lump from its gearbox and drag
it out from a family saloon with your bare hands
and some seat belt webbing, midget. You're all
gob and no gristle.

> You have a pinto bean for a brain.

Back at you, Jon. Your brain, and my fruitless
search for a working sign of it puts a whole new
slant to your claim of "a vegan's wierd search
for micrograms."

> You do stupid things.

"did". Past tense.

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 More options 12 Aug 2003, 16:40
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From: "Derek" <derekn...@btopenworld.com>
Date: Tue, 12 Aug 2003 16:39:34 +0100
Local: Tues 12 Aug 2003 16:39
Subject: Re: Self-crippled Jon.

"usual suspect" <abovegro...@earth.man> wrote in message news:sn7_a.158070$XV.8469083@twister.austin.rr.com...
> Derek wrote:
> >>>>>Getting a brain transplant I hope...

> >>>>Yeah, could be.
> >>>>~~jonnie can have his old one:-)

> >>>The old one's hardly even been used. Then again, it barely seems to
> >>>work.

> >>It worked well enough for Dreck to think to pick up an
> >>engine block without a hoist.

> > It was a cold day. I wasn't warmed up.

> Is that an excuse for your injury or for your absence of thought?

No, not an excuse, but rather a reason instead. I don't
make excuses.

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 More options 12 Aug 2003, 16:47
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From: Jonathan Ball <jonb...@whitehouse.not>
Date: Tue, 12 Aug 2003 15:45:02 GMT
Local: Tues 12 Aug 2003 16:45
Subject: Re: Self-crippled Jon.

Derek wrote:
> "Jonathan Ball" <jonb...@whitehouse.not> wrote in message news:sH%Za.8257$M6.634808@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net...

>>Derek wrote:

>>>"Jonathan Ball" <jonb...@whitehouse.not> wrote in message news:84XZa.7707$M6.575507@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net...

>>>>>The old one's hardly even been used. Then again, it barely seems to
>>>>>work.

>>>>It worked well enough for Dreck to think to pick up an
>>>>engine block without a hoist.

>>>It was a cold day. I wasn't warmed up.

>>The temperature didn't matter.

> And you'd know, right, Jon

Yep.  I *do* know, you lying self-pitying fuck.  You
didn't show up at work and immediately decide to lift
that engine block.

> You wouldn't be able to change 'suspect's' front wheel,

Not so.  I rebuilt the carburetor on my Honda Civic
once, and I once did a complete brake job on my Nissan
pick-up truck.  Those were a long time ago, though.
Nowadays, I hire that thing done, by garages employing
dumb semi-skilled pseudo-toughs like you.

> let alone separate a lump from its gearbox and drag
> it out from a family saloon

Get off it, dummy.  We established long ago that it was
only the engine *block*, and it was a little
four-cylinder putt-putt at that.

> with your bare hands
> and some seat belt webbing, midget. You're all
> gob and no gristle.

>>You have a pinto bean for a brain.

> Back at you, Jon. Your brain, and my fruitless
> search for a working sign of it puts a whole new
> slant to your claim of "a vegan's wierd search
> for micrograms."

You lose every time out, Dreck.  I play with you as a
cat plays with a baby mouse.

>>You do stupid things.

> "did". Past tense.

Still do, you dumb fat ignorant fuck.  Among other
stupid things you do, you try to "debate" with people
far smarter *and* more intelligent than you.  Why don't
you try taking on the American army with a pea-shooter;
you'd have better success.

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 More options 12 Aug 2003, 16:48
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From: Jonathan Ball <jonb...@whitehouse.not>
Date: Tue, 12 Aug 2003 15:45:12 GMT
Local: Tues 12 Aug 2003 16:45
Subject: Re: Self-crippled Jon.

Derek wrote:
> "usual suspect" <abovegro...@earth.man> wrote in message news:sn7_a.158070$XV.8469083@twister.austin.rr.com...

>>Derek wrote:

>>>>>>>Getting a brain transplant I hope...

>>>>>>Yeah, could be.
>>>>>>~~jonnie can have his old one:-)

>>>>>The old one's hardly even been used. Then again, it barely seems to
>>>>>work.

>>>>It worked well enough for Dreck to think to pick up an
>>>>engine block without a hoist.

>>>It was a cold day. I wasn't warmed up.

>>Is that an excuse for your injury or for your absence of thought?

> No, not an excuse, but rather a reason instead. I don't
> make excuses.

Your entire life is one whiny excuse after another.

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 More options 12 Aug 2003, 16:49
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From: usual suspect <abovegro...@earth.man>
Date: Tue, 12 Aug 2003 15:48:07 GMT
Local: Tues 12 Aug 2003 16:48
Subject: Re: Self-crippled Jon.

Derek wrote:
>>>It was a cold day. I wasn't warmed up.

>>Is that an excuse for your injury or for your absence of thought?

> No, not an excuse, but rather a reason instead. I don't
> make excuses.

You just made two excuses: cold weather and your lack of preparation.
Lack of preparation means you failed to engage the ol' brain before
engaging the ol' back. Now neither works. So how did you get bluefoot?

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 More options 12 Aug 2003, 17:08
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From: "Lotta Laughs" <nev...@y.die>
Date: Tue, 12 Aug 2003 09:08:12 -0700
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Subject: Re: Self-crippled Jon.

"Derek" <derekn...@btopenworld.com> wrote in message

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> "Jonathan Ball" <jonb...@whitehouse.not> wrote in message

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> > usual suspect wrote:
> > > Ray wrote:

> > >>>> Hope everything goes ok Derek.

> > >>> Getting a brain transplant I hope...

> > >> Yeah, could be.
> > >> ~~jonnie can have his old one:-)

> > > The old one's hardly even been used. Then again, it barely seems to
> > > work.

> > It worked well enough for Dreck to think to pick up an
> > engine block without a hoist.

> It was a cold day. I wasn't warmed up.

Did you forget you had put the pistons back in?

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 More options 12 Aug 2003, 17:13
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From: Jonathan Ball <jonb...@whitehouse.not>
Date: Tue, 12 Aug 2003 16:10:23 GMT
Local: Tues 12 Aug 2003 17:10
Subject: Re: Self-crippled Jon.

Lotta Laughs wrote:
> "Derek" <derekn...@btopenworld.com> wrote in message
> news:bh9vrp$103g1m$1@ID-190488.news.uni-berlin.de...

>>"Jonathan Ball" <jonb...@whitehouse.not> wrote in message

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>>>usual suspect wrote:

>>>>Ray wrote:

>>>>>>>Hope everything goes ok Derek.

>>>>>>Getting a brain transplant I hope...

>>>>>Yeah, could be.
>>>>>~~jonnie can have his old one:-)

>>>>The old one's hardly even been used. Then again, it barely seems to
>>>>work.

>>>It worked well enough for Dreck to think to pick up an
>>>engine block without a hoist.

>>It was a cold day. I wasn't warmed up.

> Did you forget you had put the pistons back in?

He *hadn't* put them back in.  They were out, so he
could slide his own tool into the cylinders.  Wifey cut
him off, see...

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 More options 12 Aug 2003, 17:20
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From: "Derek" <derekn...@btopenworld.com>
Date: Tue, 12 Aug 2003 17:20:24 +0100
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Subject: Re: Self-crippled Jon.

"usual suspect" <abovegro...@earth.man> wrote in message news:X_7_a.158152$XV.8473968@twister.austin.rr.com...
> Derek wrote:
> >>>It was a cold day. I wasn't warmed up.

> >>Is that an excuse for your injury or for your absence of thought?

> > No, not an excuse, but rather a reason instead. I don't
> > make excuses.

> You just made two excuses: cold weather and your lack of preparation.
> Lack of preparation means you failed to engage the ol' brain before
> engaging the ol' back.

No, they were reasons, not excuses.

> Now neither works.

My mind is clear and sharper now than it ever was.

> So how did you get bluefoot?

I gradually built up too much bone after my first
spinal fusion and developed spinal stenosis.
Something or other was trapped, and a sequelae
of that was giving me chronic pain in my leg and
foot, turning it a bluish colour. My second
fusion last year seems to have brought some
colour back to it, but the pain in it isn't likely
to ever go.

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 More options 12 Aug 2003, 17:41
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From: usual suspect <abovegro...@earth.man>
Date: Tue, 12 Aug 2003 16:39:35 GMT
Local: Tues 12 Aug 2003 17:39
Subject: Re: Self-crippled Jon.

Derek wrote:
>>>>>It was a cold day. I wasn't warmed up.

>>>>Is that an excuse for your injury or for your absence of thought?

>>>No, not an excuse, but rather a reason instead. I don't
>>>make excuses.

>>You just made two excuses: cold weather and your lack of preparation.
>>Lack of preparation means you failed to engage the ol' brain before
>>engaging the ol' back.

> No, they were reasons, not excuses.

*Excuses*, and not very good ones.

>>Now neither works.

> My mind is clear and sharper now than it ever was.

Which doesn't say very much for it *before* your problems, does it.

>>So how did you get bluefoot?

> I gradually built up too much bone after my first
> spinal fusion and developed spinal stenosis.
> Something or other was trapped, and a sequelae
> of that was giving me chronic pain in my leg and
> foot, turning it a bluish colour. My second
> fusion last year seems to have brought some
> colour back to it, but the pain in it isn't likely
> to ever go.

How many of your vertebrae have been fused? Losing some weight would
reduce the severity of your stenosis (which is usually treated with
fusion rather than caused by it) and take a lot of the load off your
spine. That's usually the very first thing back specialists here recommend.

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 More options 12 Aug 2003, 17:49
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From: "Derek" <derekn...@btopenworld.com>
Date: Tue, 12 Aug 2003 17:49:36 +0100
Local: Tues 12 Aug 2003 17:49
Subject: Re: Self-crippled Jon.

"Jonathan Ball" <jonb...@whitehouse.not> wrote in message news:2Y7_a.8693$M6.708803@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net...
> Derek wrote:

> > "Jonathan Ball" <jonb...@whitehouse.not> wrote in message news:sH%Za.8257$M6.634808@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net...

> >>Derek wrote:

> >>>"Jonathan Ball" <jonb...@whitehouse.not> wrote in message news:84XZa.7707$M6.575507@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net...

> >>>>>The old one's hardly even been used. Then again, it barely seems to
> >>>>>work.

> >>>>It worked well enough for Dreck to think to pick up an
> >>>>engine block without a hoist.

> >>>It was a cold day. I wasn't warmed up.

> >>The temperature didn't matter.

> > And you'd know, right, Jon

> Yep.  I *do* know, you lying self-pitying fuck.  You
> didn't show up at work and immediately decide to lift
> that engine block.

That's exactly how it happened. It was the first
job of that day, IIRC.

> > You wouldn't be able to change 'suspect's' front wheel,

> Not so.  I rebuilt the carburetor on my Honda Civic
> once,

You can't even spell one right, let alone service
one.

> and I once did a complete brake job on my Nissan
> pick-up truck.

You bled the brakes?

>  Those were a long time ago, though.
> Nowadays, I hire that thing done, by garages employing
> dumb semi-skilled pseudo-toughs like you.

I'm a fully skilled vehicle electrician with all my
certs to prove it.

> > let alone separate a lump from its gearbox and drag
> > it out from a family saloon

> Get off it, dummy.  We established long ago that it was
> only the engine *block*, and it was a little
> four-cylinder putt-putt at that.

Well, it was big enough for me that day, and much
too big for you on any day, weed.

> > with your bare hands
> > and some seat belt webbing, midget. You're all
> > gob and no gristle.

> >>You have a pinto bean for a brain.

> > Back at you, Jon. Your brain, and my fruitless
> > search for a working sign of it puts a whole new
> > slant to your claim of "a vegan's wierd search
> > for micrograms."

> You lose every time out, Dreck.  I play with you as a
> cat plays with a baby mouse.

That's just plain daft. You're deluded. You've a big
mouth, that's all, and anyone can shout a load of
nothing.

> >>You do stupid things.

> > "did". Past tense.

> Still do, you dumb fat ignorant fuck.  Among other
> stupid things you do, you try to "debate" with people
> far smarter *and* more intelligent than you.

You don't debate. You lie and ignore any evidence
put before you to proves you wrong, and that's miles
away from what I would call a debate. Troll, more
like, but not debate.

> Why don't
> you try taking on the American army with a pea-shooter;
> you'd have better success.

Your army are a bunch of wankers.

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 More options 12 Aug 2003, 17:59
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From: usual suspect <abovegro...@earth.man>
Date: Tue, 12 Aug 2003 16:58:01 GMT
Local: Tues 12 Aug 2003 17:58
Subject: Re: Self-crippled Jon.
Derek wrote:

<snip>

>>Not so.  I rebuilt the carburetor on my Honda Civic
>>once,

> You can't even spell one right, let alone service
> one.

We spell C-A-R-B-U-R-E-T-O-R, you spell C-A-R-B-U-R-E-T-T-O-R. Your lot
have mastered the art of extra letters in words: color, neighbor, etc.
You can't pronounce "tomato" properly, putz.

<snip>

>>Why don't
>>you try taking on the American army with a pea-shooter;
>>you'd have better success.

> Your army are a bunch of wankers.

They work for a living; you sit at home after waddling down to the chip
and betting shops.

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From: Jonathan Ball <jonb...@whitehouse.not>
Date: Tue, 12 Aug 2003 16:58:59 GMT
Local: Tues 12 Aug 2003 17:58
Subject: Re: Self-crippled Jon.

Derek wrote:
> "usual suspect" <abovegro...@earth.man> wrote in message news:X_7_a.158152$XV.8473968@twister.austin.rr.com...

>>Derek wrote:

>>>>>It was a cold day. I wasn't warmed up.

>>>>Is that an excuse for your injury or for your absence of thought?

>>>No, not an excuse, but rather a reason instead. I don't
>>>make excuses.

>>You just made two excuses: cold weather and your lack of preparation.
>>Lack of preparation means you failed to engage the ol' brain before
>>engaging the ol' back.

> No, they were reasons, not excuses.

They were and remain excuses.  A reason would have
been, "I was stupid, and attempted to lift something I
had NO FUCKING BUSINESS trying to lift, and thus I
injured myself based on nothing more than my OWN
STUPIDITY."  THAT would have been a reason, Dreck.

Instead, you gave us excuses.  "It was tooooooo cold!
<whine>  I wasn't reaaaaaaaaaaaady. <whine>"

>>Now neither works.

> My mind is clear and sharper now than it ever was.

Wow.  Then you were all but comatose before.

>>So how did you get bluefoot?

[snip medical horseshit]

You got "bluefoot" from plopping your squishy lard ass
down on the sofa all fucking day long and watching bad
television.


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From: "Derek" <derekn...@btopenworld.com>
Date: Tue, 12 Aug 2003 18:06:21 +0100
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Subject: Re: Self-crippled Jon.

"usual suspect" <abovegro...@earth.man> wrote in message news:bL8_a.158574$XV.8477024@twister.austin.rr.com...
> Derek wrote:
> >>>>>It was a cold day. I wasn't warmed up.

> >>>>Is that an excuse for your injury or for your absence of thought?

> >>>No, not an excuse, but rather a reason instead. I don't
> >>>make excuses.

> >>You just made two excuses: cold weather and your lack of preparation.
> >>Lack of preparation means you failed to engage the ol' brain before
> >>engaging the ol' back.

> > No, they were reasons, not excuses.

> *Excuses*, and not very good ones.

> >>Now neither works.

> > My mind is clear and sharper now than it ever was.

> Which doesn't say very much for it *before* your problems, does it.

> >>So how did you get bluefoot?

> > I gradually built up too much bone after my first
> > spinal fusion and developed spinal stenosis.
> > Something or other was trapped, and a sequelae
> > of that was giving me chronic pain in my leg and
> > foot, turning it a bluish colour. My second
> > fusion last year seems to have brought some
> > colour back to it, but the pain in it isn't likely
> > to ever go.

> How many of your vertebrae have been fused?

L3, L4, L5, and L5 was fused to the sacrum. The
second fusion included L2 and a re-break of L3.

> Losing some weight would
> reduce the severity of your stenosis (which is usually treated with
> fusion rather than caused by it) and take a lot of the load off your
> spine. That's usually the very first thing back specialists here recommend.

When I want your advice I'll ask for it.

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